Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Ricky, The Brat.

Tommy, my boss, has a little cousin named Joe who is 11 and has many, many trade skills that I didn't have at his age. I learned one day while helping him with his homework that a descriptive title like "Ricky the Brat" is called an epithet. Another example of an epithet is "man's best friend."
Ricky. Is. Not. A. Good. Friend.
He BROKE OUT of his kennel last night and ripped up another pillow.
He is a brat.
Cocoa is adorable, and smaller than a cat.
Ricky is a turd.

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