Sunday, May 3, 2015

MY TIME HAD ARRIVED... ALL MY TRAINING HAS LED TO THIS

#$(*&#$! CENTIPEDE UPSTAIRS....
UP. STAIRS. Don't know how it got inside. NOT HAPPY.
Had to freak out and use a sammich baggie and tongs to trap him. ALMOST scooted him in with no issue when the JERK freaking JUMPED AT ME, and WIGGLED THROUGH THE AIR, and tried running DOWN STAIRS. I managed to only let out two bloodcurdling screams through the process.I couldn't seal the baggie for fear he would slither out again. AND THEN I LIT HIM ON FIRE IN THE GRILL AND I MADE THE SUCKER BUUUUURN... it was the only logical choice. Considering they release a scary chemical when smushed that calls MORE to where they were. I accidentally yoinked off one of his legs during the kerfuffle, so I hope that nothing gets attracted to THAT. because THAT would not make me HAPPY. EVER AGAIN.
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

1 comment:

  1. Seriously scary! I didn't know if you squashed them, you'd get a warlike response from other centipedes! I didn't know they could jump! I'm so glad you found the evil little monster and burned it because it is huge and ugly and probably poisonous and I hate it so much! Just looking at it makes me hate it!
    Hugs to my brave daughter,
    Mom

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