So dahmahnics mom keeps sending us stupid stupid crap. She always has sent us crap, but it's been extra crappy lately. For his birthday she sent him a book about cults and it was covered in crazy symbols and everything. And with it she sent an anniversary present, an obscure book with a study guide that was called something like "God and his role in your marriage." And we got another package for Christmas which rattled a lot, and one corner was broken in do we could see that SHE LITERALLY FILLED IT WITH NASTY BUTTERED POPCORN and a drift wood hanging "art" piece that had weird metal trees and a buck jumping. And also, she sends slices of a tree to us each year and writes on them with sharpie (literally!) the year and our names and happy holidays. The first two had my name spelled wrong and one of them broke! She drills a hole and puts a leather string through it as a hanger.
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