Thursday, August 18, 2016

Giant spider ugh

TONIGHT I'M GRATEFUL FOR ELECTRIC BUG ZAPPERS!! This giant jerk ran across my floor. I smashed the crap out of him and electrified a few of his legs. But he was still alive. So i dumped him in the toilet. And THIS #@&$&#& JUST CHILLS OUT ON TOP OF THE WATER.
What the heck. But don't worry. I flushed him.
*shudders*
I thought I was over spiders. Guess not. That guy was friggin huge.

1 comment:

  1. Dang! That is one nasty-looking spider! And sitting in the toilet bowl he looks all calm like he's feeling fine and planning to climb out in a minute despite smashing and electrocuting! Like it revived him or something! *shudder*

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