Cocoa's booboo

Yesterday and today. She feels much better!

Crowned - Twice my first week!

"Miss Popularity" and "Party Girl" :) yay me!

For Jamie

:)

Imitiation..

The ward liked my primary billboard so much.... flattery right? Lol im torn between flattered and upset(only a little) because i actually worked really hard on it and they copied my idea nearly completely - all the way to golden moroni... urgh. Need. To be. More. Kind...

Btw i dont think i posted this photo..

Look who got herself in a pickle...

Found her in the pantry like this, and when i left she cried because she was scared of jumping out. When i picked her up she did her cute little jump to help hahah

Looook what came in the mail...

Mah mary kay!!!! Wooo!!! There is over like $400 worth of stuff in this bag ALONE! And its. So. Pretty. I already booked a party for this Saturday so I'm pretty excited, And I have a restaurant promotion tomorrow so hopefully one of the two will either get me some revenue or some leads. This is pretty exciting. I'm pretty pumped up- I'm a little nervous about it but I know that everything will be OK. If anyone can do this its going to be me I'm going to win Mary Kay! And I'm going to get my car. So many team members just for me. Hahaha. I put cocoa in the box for a laugh, hope you guys enjoy! I love you all very much

Lately Zombies...

There have been a lot of things i have wanted to write about with pictures and all but i have been too tired or lazy or something to do so.
I have finally gotten the hang of texting with both thumbs super fast on my phone. Dahm hates my phones keyboard not only because it is in a different shape but because it doesnt have auto correct. Eh i dont care, my fingers are usually too cold for the conventional touch screens but this one is a combo that uses more pressure than heat so it works for me :).

Dahm was off tuesday and we had a delightful night. We went to sesame burger (which has gf udi buns) and then we went and saw world war z at the theatre. Ok i do not get out much, when i reviewed the movie i went - pg13 ok, disease family actor etc ok sounds good to watch. Its a non gory zombie movie. And not scary like some pg13 movies can be. If you can stand to suspend reality to zombies then it actually has a pretty good plot line.
However, I have a rough time with zombies, religiously and scientifically.
Firstly. Rigor mortis. LITERALLY sets in the minute a creature dies. Within 15 minutes the body has very limited movement and it is nearly impossible to reposition without some assistance. Zombies would NOT be able to smell you. Respitory functions are impossible without brain synapses. And so is muscle movement. Blood coagulates, it doesnt flow around on its own. Oxygen is essentially what makes muscles move. Zombies. Dont. Breathe. Thats why you cant poison them with gas or choke them or anything that would be stupid in a zombie movie. Bodies need FUEL to work. Zombies dont have to have stomaches, rendering that null and void.
"But Hailey!" Producers say. "What about a disease?" Rabies makes you not have human reasoning and ideals and literally kills the parts of your brain that make you alive till you die. VOID. If a bacterial or viral disease kills the part of your mind that makes you a person, then it also has to kill all your human instincts and ideals. It wouldnt discriminate between what to eat, dirt, dead things, other zombies. Heck how would they understand what food is? They wouldnt. I havent even begun with eyeballs. No smell or vision, limited if any movement assuming we suspend the facts of the circulatory system. Zombies would be easy to "kill" and even easier to avoid. Besides. Mother nature kills things, she doesnt resurrect them.
Suck it zombie.
Sorry i have been kinda sick of zombie everything lately. Rant complete.

Dear Mommy

Sometime that is good for you this week i would like to skype call you and we can both look at my blog and i will tell you all the amazing stories about puerto rico that i have.
Okay? :)
Love, me

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Restaurant

Malcolm

That coconut...

AMAZINGLY GOOD.
Not like regular coconut.
I would pay $1.50 again in a heart beat to have one for breakfast each day. It was THAT GOOD.
We found this little market, Plaza de Mercado, with all this fresh fruit and such, and we asked a little old spanish lady "donde esta coconut?" and she pointed us in the right direction, to a smoothie area of all places! I was a little bit skeptical, but then Mr. Amazing Man of Coconut whipped two out and used his machete to chop them up so they would lay flat and we could drink them. Plaza de Mercado is also where I made that kitty friend with the Mustachio. He was very cute. And fat, so I knew he liked people. Most the feral cats there were half his stature and skinnier (not skin and bones, PLENTY of lizards and pigeons to eat) but I could tell this guy chilled out with the peoples to get num nums. Man, there were so many really cool hole-in-the-wall places there, I really need to sit down with all of you to tell you about the pictures. DID YOU SEE MY  BABY HERMIE CRAB????? HIS NAME IS MALCOLM AND I LET HIM GO :) Wait. His photo didn't upload. Hailey fix.

Daddy Saved the Computer!!

Dear Daddy,

You win!!! It works now!! You made my computer literally 110% better for me to use! HA take that phone! I like Compy now! Now all I have to is get wifi to the computer and my master plan will be completed!

I am an extremely happy camper right now.
I know it was a pain for you to help me with all that crazy right after work and I really appreciate it, so very much.
I love you Daddy,

<3 me

From Dahm's phone

Photos c:

I know a few are duplicates but these are all of the ones on my phone :)